Friday, April 17, 2009

The Number of the Beast

There are those who have become so unimpressed by the Obama administration that they are beginning to assign evil to him that he has not actually done.

My philosophy is, if you look closely enough at anyone, you will discover that there are plenty of legitimate reasons for which to despise them, so there is no need to ever enter the realms of imagination or untruth.

Some have begun to assert that Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama is the Antichrist mentioned in the New Testament. Besides the highly unlikely notion that a Muslim could be the Antichrist (!!!), I think this idea lacks evidentiary foundations.

So in my eternal quest to agitate for the spread of the truth, I am printing certain key information about the Antichrist, for the enlightenment of all concerned.

You probably know all about THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, but did you know...?

666 - Number of the beast
667 - Neighbor of the beast
DCLXVI - Roman Numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
1/666 - Common Denominator of the Beast
666[-/(-1)] - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary Number of the Beast
29A - Hexidecimal Number of the Beast
-666 - Negative Number of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail Price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast Plus 5% State Sales Tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all Accessories and Replacements
$656.66 - Wal-Mart Price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Wal-Mart Price of the Beast
$333.00 - After Christmas sale Price of the Beast
$222.00 - Going Out Business Liquidation Price of the Beast
$654.00 – the price at which an aggressive salesman can get you the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
667 - Older Brother of the Beast
665 -Younger Brother of the Beast
666 F - Oven Temperature for Cooking Roast "Beast"
666k - Retirement Plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% - 5 Year CD Rate at First Bank of the Beast
$666 - Minimum Deposit of the Beast
1-800-666-6666 - Toll Free Number of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
6"X 6"X 6" - Lumber of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
666-66-6666 - Social Security Number of the Beast
6/6/66 - Birth Date of the Beast - URL of the Beast
IAM 666 - License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666 - All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 - Spray Lubricant of the Beast
66.6 MHz - FM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHz - AM Radio Station of the Beast
666% - What the Beast Gives in His Game

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