NEWSFLASH: Gay Lobby Calls for Obama to be Stripped!

ATLANTIC CITY - President Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama ended up in the middle of an unlikely controversy this morning when Donald Trump revealed that the President shared the same homophobic, intolerant views as did Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

In his announcement that Prejean would be maintaining her crown, The Donald said

"It's the same answer that the president of the United States gave [when he was asked the same question]. She gave an honorable answer. She gave an answer from her heart.”

Homosexual activists, who had been demanding that Miss California be stripped of her crown since her "honorable" and "honest" answer in the Miss USA competition, then began to demand that Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama also be relieved of his crown.

Perez Hilton, rumored to have experienced significant lightness in the loafers for many years, said of Obama (after somewhat insensitively referring to him as a 'dumb b***ch'):

"You want to know what? Yes I do expect [the President] to be politically correct. Do we want a [President] that's politically insensitive? That's politically offensive? No."

"[The President of the] USA should be all-inclusive," Hilton said. "[He] should be my [President of the] USA. And when [...]he answered the question in that way, it was instantly divisive and alienating to gays and lesbians and friends and supporters."

The reaction of Hilton and other homosexual activists to President Obama's intolerance and political incorrectness has relieved suspicions that the primary cause for the movement's hostility to Miss Carrie Prejean was her open confession of faith in God, and her implicit moral condemnation of their position. Thus, the homosexual activists who called for Prejean's removal as Miss California are shown to be people of consistency and principle rather than mere political opportunists and haters of all things moral and/or Christian.

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More on Bo - The Honest Obama

It is beyond doubt that we often learn the most about people in contexts in which they do not intend for us to be instructed. We learn more about the true character of a man, in other words, when he is not aware we are watching his character, than we learn when he has a chance to play the part of the person he wants us to see him as.

As I have watched and re-watched the video of Bo Obama's press conference [insert both (!) and (???) here], a couple of matters strike me about The Dear Leader.

First, Billy Bob Barry Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama is likely the most radically sanctimonious individual in human history, except for each and every one of his Democratic supporters.

Q: Whose responsibility is it to walk [the dog]?
A: It is all of our responsibility. We take turns walking the dog.

Yes, of course.

A group of important-looking men with expensive briefcases sit at a round table, with Billy Bob Barry Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama the obvious center of their attention. Exhaling strongly - partly from frustration and partly from fear - a nattily-dressed 60-year old soldier with stars on his shoulder rises and intones in a weary voice, "Mr. President, we have pirates in the Indian ocean, a Taliban counteroffensive in Afghanistan, North Korea is pointing a nuclear missle at the West Coast, and French radicals have overrun the Iraqi government."

Nervously glancing at his watch, The Dear Leader apologetically offers, "Sorry guys. I gotta step out for a few, it is time for Bo's 10:15 a.m. constitutional."

But for sheer self-righteousness, nothing beats the the faux earnestness with which Obama pronounces, as if he has just returned from Mt. Sinai, "We want to make sure that we are responsible dog owners, and we hope everyone else is too." And note the tone with which this is said. Pure Reverend Wright.

As if he had just received a new revelation from Jehovah. Or Allah. Or whomever. Way to take a controversial moral stand, Mr. President.

The second matter that I found informative in this video is the whole "tomato section." In this section (beginning at about the 3:00 mark on the below-posted video), Obama notes that Portuguese Water Dogs reportedly have a fondness for the tomato, which apparently places Michelle Obama's garden in imminent danger.

To which Michelle somewhat testily replies, "I don't think we have any tomatoes planted."

Note that, even among the highest strata of those with liberal ambitions, the pretenses of feminism are quickly shed when the actual function of family is involved. The female, no matter how "strong," "independent," and sold on the various feminist (false) dogmas, is simply desiccated and domesticated, relegated to playing second fiddle to the glorious alpha male, who is ultimately the center of the world's attention and who is far too busy with "real work" and is, after all, too important to be expected to keep up with the day-to-day goings-on at home.

All that is, of course, "women's work."

So a century of feminist agitation has changed... nothing.