Tuesday, May 12, 2009

NEWSFLASH: Gay Lobby Calls for Obama to be Stripped!

ATLANTIC CITY - President Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama ended up in the middle of an unlikely controversy this morning when Donald Trump revealed that the President shared the same homophobic, intolerant views as did Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

In his announcement that Prejean would be maintaining her crown, The Donald said

"It's the same answer that the president of the United States gave [when he was asked the same question]. She gave an honorable answer. She gave an answer from her heart.”

Homosexual activists, who had been demanding that Miss California be stripped of her crown since her "honorable" and "honest" answer in the Miss USA competition, then began to demand that Barack Hussein Muhammad bin Obama also be relieved of his crown.

Perez Hilton, rumored to have experienced significant lightness in the loafers for many years, said of Obama (after somewhat insensitively referring to him as a 'dumb b***ch'):

"You want to know what? Yes I do expect [the President] to be politically correct. Do we want a [President] that's politically insensitive? That's politically offensive? No."

"[The President of the] USA should be all-inclusive," Hilton said. "[He] should be my [President of the] USA. And when [...]he answered the question in that way, it was instantly divisive and alienating to gays and lesbians and friends and supporters."

The reaction of Hilton and other homosexual activists to President Obama's intolerance and political incorrectness has relieved suspicions that the primary cause for the movement's hostility to Miss Carrie Prejean was her open confession of faith in God, and her implicit moral condemnation of their position. Thus, the homosexual activists who called for Prejean's removal as Miss California are shown to be people of consistency and principle rather than mere political opportunists and haters of all things moral and/or Christian.

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