PRAVDA Warns Obamazombies to Avoid Communism!

An opinion piece that appeared on April 27 in the English edition of Pravda, long the propaganda mouthpiece of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, laments that American is descending into Marxism "like the breaking of a great dam."

Understand, now. Pravda is whining that the U.S. is becoming a Socialist state.

This, of course, follows closely on the heels of the U.S. being passively lectured by both the Chinese and the French about becoming too socialist, too quickly.

Karl Marx is right now distributing cigars bearing the slogan, "It's an Obama," in hell.

And the Russian writer refers to the Obamazombies as "hapless, passive sheeple."

Yes, that was not Limbaugh or Hannity that wrote that. That was a former Communist.

How did it happen, according to our intrepid writer? Reading his explanation is like reading a list of "The Top Ten Things That Make Neal Boortz Apoplectic."

* A dumbed-down education system ("dumbed down" are his words).

* Americans "care more about their 'right' to choke down a McDonald's hamburger... than they care about their constitutional rights."

* Loss of faith in God, loss of integrity in religious practice, and a consequent flight to Marxist politicians who promise to remake the world.

* And I quote, the "The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama."

The Democrat Party, complains our former hobnail-booted Commie, "make our [Russian] oligarchs look like little more than street thugs.... Yes, the Americans have beaten our own thieves by [the] shear volume [of their corruption]."

How is that whole hopey-changey thingy working out for you people?